On Thursday we all went on a lovely excursion to an Indian restaurant in Beijing (lol wut) organised by Rob, Bec's teacher. So that was nice, the food was great, and afterwards, when a group of us were tipsily walking down the road trying to hail a cab, we found a Chinese sex store. That was pretty funny. (Bec was not a part of this group. If you're judging, judge me alone. And the other 6 people with me, of course)
Friday, Liana and I decided to ditch the "mystery activity" and go to the silk market. What started off as a simple qipao fitting turned into a qipao fitting PLUS manicure PLUS pedicure PLUS food. So we were feeling pretty awesome about life. Which set us up for Saturday and our tiring trip around Beijing. A late start and we were headed for the Summer Palace. It was beautiful, and smoggy, and humid and I danced with a group of old Chinese ladies in a pagoda to Jingle Bells (what even China?). We had lunch, then a trip to the Bird's Nest stadium (which we didn't actually enter due to time constraints), then a trip to a market (HAHAHA yay :)). Then a Peking Duck dinner and a Chinese acrobatics show. After seeing a group of tiny asian girls curl up on themselves mid-air, supported only by their mouths I feel like I am inadequate as a human being. Furthermore, I discovered that Chinese popcorn tastes like crap. Just a warning for all of you who are keen on travelling to this place one day.
TODAY. Today today today.
We went to the Beijing Zoo. The food's as deep-fried and crappy as zoo food in Australia, but at least in Australia the animals are relatively happy. The panda enclosure was alright, but not as amazing as we'd expected it to be, considering that they were the main attraction. The worst part was the tiger and lion enclosure, where bottles littered the space. Yeah, the Chinese threw BOTTLES at the animals to get them to move. It was awful. My biggest irk was that the visitors really had no respect for the animals on display and generally acted like total asshats. They were so unimpressed by the apathy of the animals that, once again, our small group became the main attraction as we were THE ONLY WHITE PEOPLE IN THAT ENTIRE PLACE I SWEAR. Some guy in the reptile enclosure almost crapped himself when he noticed me standing next to him. It was hilarious. Oh, and we had dinner at my favourite cheap, no-English restaurant. My Chinese is getting better, I think. As in, the waitress responded with something other than utter confusion. Success?!
This morning we also had the Big Move. Everyone transferred from their 2-people apartments into 4-people apartments.
4 girls, one bathroom, 50% available shower floor space due to excessive amounts of product.
...I should go and do my assignment now.